Dear Griggs,
Thank you for giving intellectual support to our new religious path. The video, Dirty waters...dangerous fish, has strengthened our belief. No longer bound by conventional food sources we have embarked on the strict diet of the Breathairians. Add it to you spell-checker immediately. It may save your life.
We started by cutting out solid foods such as meat and fish and nuts and grains. We then reduced our consumption of mushy foods such as fruits, vegetables, and old things in the back of the fridge. Now we are down to liquids and soon will begin the detailed process of removing them, one-by-one. Bourbon, not surprisingly, will be the last to go. As we leave the alcohol driven haze we will enter the blessed state of true Breathairianism in which the very air around us will nourish us with its rich assortment of particles and chemicals and who knows what else.
Although the diet does save the money one ordinarily spends on food, it does turn out to be expensive, however, in that we have had to purchase all new wardrobes; our weight having been drastically reduced.
Peace to you and yours,
b
We started by cutting out solid foods such as meat and fish and nuts and grains. We then reduced our consumption of mushy foods such as fruits, vegetables, and old things in the back of the fridge. Now we are down to liquids and soon will begin the detailed process of removing them, one-by-one. Bourbon, not surprisingly, will be the last to go. As we leave the alcohol driven haze we will enter the blessed state of true Breathairianism in which the very air around us will nourish us with its rich assortment of particles and chemicals and who knows what else.
Although the diet does save the money one ordinarily spends on food, it does turn out to be expensive, however, in that we have had to purchase all new wardrobes; our weight having been drastically reduced.
Peace to you and yours,
b